The tracking cookies on my computer just called me the N word...but it's okay, they have black friends and dated a black lady in high school.


No matter how healthy and fit I get, I’m STILL going to eat pizza during football on Sundays.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?!

My mom just whipped me for making a twerk video.


She's out of MY league? Really? Well fuck you, I wasn't drafted, I got on the team as a walk on. And right now, I'm playing on her field.