Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Some bad stuff happened or didn't, we don't know. But we're going to report it ANYWAY.

CNN Reports that I'm an old white woman. So it MUST be TRUE!

Oh shit, the President sounded like ME at his press conference....minus the "Fuck those cowards" part of course.

Breaking! Senate DOESN'T have enough votes to pass the "Don't push grandparents down the steps for fun" bill. Film at 11!

Breaking! A pissed off President Obama storms off after press conference, finds Joe Wilson and pimp slaps him. Film at 11!

"Whoa whoa whoa! DON'T slander OUR profession by calling THEM whores TOO!"
- Whores find out about the Senate vote and distance themselves

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