Dirty jokes:

Beautiful women taste like strawberries. To be honest It may have something to do with the strawberry preserves I spread on their butts.

Wow....just... WOW! - Women right after banging me

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to...I was going to say something profound but screw that! Boobs boobs boobs!!!!

I told the barista at Starbucks that my name was Supermeat McVagstretcher. My coffee is ALWAYS free.