Porn actors seem ANGRY when they have sex in movies. What’s with all of the violence?

On the other hand, I’m quite happy when I’m in the vagina of any woman that I’m involved with. Yup. HAPPY! HAPPY! JOY! JOY!

(Editors note: S. Anthony has never seen a porno movie and is a virgin)

(S. Anthony’s note: The editor is a d-bag….I’ve been with hot women. Yeah! Super hot! *sits down on a broken chair and eats spaghetti out of a can over a sink full of dirty dishes* I’m the man!)

Don't ever question my manhood....without it's lawyer present.

Whoever said "Quitting is NOT an option!", never tried to do any really hard shit...

It's NOT about the number of followers/friends etc that you have, it's about the few of those that GIVE A SHIT. Only YOU know THAT number...

Keep your friends close and your enemies far away from you. Why the hell would you want those assholes close to you? That saying is stupid.


Mama...I killed a man. Put a gun against his head pulled the trigger, now he's....

...are you recording THIS old woman? *sinister music*