"I'm not fair, I won't give you anything and quite frankly, I don't even notice you, but if you figure out how I work, you get almost anything you want..."

- The World

I hope one of your personalities makes up their mind...

A camera behind the mirror above the bed? Could you possibly come up with a worse angle to see an ass?

If you're not sure if your wife is STILL pissed at you when you come home...you have Schrödinger's cock.


I just talked a rabid dog into turning itself in.

Yeah, I'm better than you....