Friday, April 12, 2013
"I'm not fair, I won't give you anything and quite frankly, I don't even notice you, but if you figure out how I work, you get almost anything you want..."
- The World
I hope one of your personalities makes up their mind...
A camera behind the mirror above the bed? Could you possibly come up with a worse angle to see an ass?
If you're not sure if your wife is STILL pissed at you when you come home...you have Schrödinger's cock.
I just talked a rabid dog into turning itself in.
Yeah, I'm better than you....