FINALLY! I can use my easy bake oven out in the open!

Dear casting directors of commercials, we can tell when the black person is a token black person. Okay? *whispers* I'm available for that...

Yeah, I know all about your spiritual rebirth. Would you please get your past deeds placenta off of my floor?

New name for the "Ove-glove" .... "Don't touch that you stupid bastard!"

I don't mind if you don't give a damn, it just means that we finally have something in common.

Never let a reputation beat you....unless the alternative is a bat. Then let the reputation beat you instead. Don't be stupid.

"....and 100% of your donations go to charity. Then I take the shit back from them and spend it." - Honest scam artist