I now can get into pants 10 sizes smaller....your sister's! *Dice Clay voice* Oh!!!

Nah. I'm good. (A nice person's way of saying "Get the fuck away from me asshole!")

The fact that my tablet let's me bounce between my two twitter accounts means that I can now bore TWO audiences at once. Yay!

Kiss the cook. I call my ass "The cook"

Hybrid car. Hairspray. Big bag of styrofoam containers. Uh.....no. I don't think you get the point.

Me+twitter=moot inner dialog.

Hold it, "Underestimating " ISN'T a sex thing? Then yes, I am pissed off about you doing it to me!

Holding your own balls in a non sexual way feels good. Let's ALL get together and take the stigma off of this activity. WHO'S WITH ME!?!

400 Christmas commercials in a row. No.

Octomom porno film. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.