I'm man enough to admit that I can't perform in sexual situations like I did when I was younger. I mean, the last 2 hookers were able to run me down after they realized that the twenty dollar bills I gave them were fake. Times.... they are changing....

"We get it, you're gorgeous, delicious even. Stop being so BEYOND perfect!"
- Everyone else in the world to ME

Dear entertainment news, young people like to dress in revealing clothes and fuck a lot. Young stars are no different, okay? Calm down.

Dear ALL of the people in the world that DON'T love ME, fuck BOTH of you! Huh? You do like me? Okay. Well then fuck that other person! Yeah!