Yay! A person holding up the line at the market with idiotic requests and rudeness! Dear god, four words, Give her FOOD POISONING.
Thanks.

It's weird when the people who used to get their diapers changed by you ask you to babysit their babies. It's weirder when you say FUCK NO!

Talking like the adults on the Peanuts cartoons in real life will make people punch you in the face.

From the makers of "Scandal" comes "Aw Shit!" starring S. Anthony Thomas as the lover of the first White Female President. Huh? Cancelled? Already? Wow...

People that are faint of heart really don't have any cool stuff made for them do they?

Dear super attractive people that try too hard, fuck you.
- Guys/Ladies that top out at "Cute"

Baby's first word "Mama".
Second word "Dada".
Third word (after parents leave the room) "Suckers"

Obama comes out against Congress acting sensibly. Congress quickly begins working for the American people to spite him. Film at 11!