Saturday, May 4, 2013
People that put too much cream in their coffee...you are RACISTS!!!!!
(Let's see how many dumbasses can't figure out that I'm joking...)
Wow, look at that ass! I would absolutely eat THAT!
- Lions watching the Kentucky Derby
Dear kid me watching Sally Field's Norma Rae, I know what seeing her in that tight shirt is gonna make you do. GO FOR IT! It'll be worth it!
I would watch the Kentucky Derby but only after I finish watching this wet spot on the carpet dry up.