Saturday, May 4, 2013

People that put too much cream in their are RACISTS!!!!!
(Let's see how many dumbasses can't figure out that I'm joking...)

Wow, look at that ass! I would absolutely eat THAT!
- Lions watching the Kentucky Derby

Dear kid me watching Sally Field's Norma Rae, I know what seeing her in that tight shirt is gonna make you do. GO FOR IT! It'll be worth it!

I would watch the Kentucky Derby but only after I finish watching this wet spot on the carpet dry up.

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