Friday, May 31, 2013

Married people, do you wake up, get cups of coffee, then stare lovingly into your spouse's face as bad music plays in the background?

Or do those commercials....LIE?

My mechanic gave me a $100 break on my recent engine repair.
And people say having a gun on you is bad.

Social media isn't always social.

A pretty 6'2" woman said I was perfect, but she only dates guys that are taller than her. I'm cute, disease free and employed. I'll live.

Mother nature, we see you. Enough with the damned tornadoes.

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