Thursday, May 30, 2013

I'm not bipolar, YOU just inspire explosive hatred.

Stars are getting deals to endorse headphones. When it's my turn, "Shutouts by S. Anthony, the only headphones that block out jackasses!"

"Women's butts are EXITS, not entrances."
- Things NEVER said by a guy who has a wife with a great ass

I don't know whether to get an iphone or an Android. It's not really up to me, it depends on which one of these guys goes to sleep on the train first.

I could never be the black guy on a reality show. I don't yell enough. Also, watch this...
*walks up to old white lady, she smiles and pinches my cheek*
...I don't scare white people.

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