Stars are getting deals to endorse headphones. When it's my turn, "Shutouts by S. Anthony, the only headphones that block out jackasses!"
"Women's butts are EXITS, not entrances."
- Things NEVER said by a guy who has a wife with a great ass
I don't know whether to get an iphone or an Android. It's not really up to me, it depends on which one of these guys goes to sleep on the train first.
I could never be the black guy on a reality show. I don't yell enough. Also, watch this...
*walks up to old white lady, she smiles and pinches my cheek*
...I don't scare white people.