Is being polite and friendly so weird? I'm ALWAYS that way to people...and they seem stunned by it. I AM SO! Don't make me cut YOU!!

Hey YOU! I disagree with you about religion/politics. You're nothing but a (Insert most insulting epithet) & (Insert insult to intelligence)

Hey YOU! I disagree with you about religion/politics. You're nothing but a (Insert most insulting epithet) & (Insert insult to intelligence)

A murder trial is NOT a reality show....there's NO acting in a reality show.

I got an Alaskan wax. That's when they rip off YOUR genital hair and replace it with a shedding Polar Bear's hair

Politics...one side f*cks the people. The other side...f*cks themselves. F*ck BOTH of them.