Feds rule that clean water and food have no impact on life expectancy. (Give them time, they are just that ridiculous)

Supermarket teller. 19 or 20 years old. Cute. Largest boobs I've seen in years. No bra. You'd be proud of me, I didn't stare ONCE. (I hope no one caught on to what I did there. Maybe I shouldn't have capitalized the word "once"...nah, they still won't catch on. Tee Hee.)

Special message to women with sagging boobs. I don't care, I still want to play with them. You're welcome. - S.Anthony