Friday, July 8, 2011

Dear politicians, EVERYONE hates you.

NO! Yahoo mail, YOU'RE currently invisible! *runs away crying*

Who's the guy who does the "Fat Guy" voice in those 70's martial arts flicks? Fat guys DON'T sound like that. Ask your mom. Wait, what?

If you have to pull down on your skirt every 3 seconds, it's too short. Also, I love you.

"Get the f*ck outta here with that stupid sh*t!" - What my first and last day as lead negotiator in the debt talks would sound like

You know that little bit of armpit fat a woman has when she's sleeveless? That's kinda hot. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! ;-)

No, you don't understand...where I'm from, we sit stoically when we LOVE something and clap when we hate it. He's not buying it is he?

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