Most guys get mad when women shout instructions during sex but not me, I love hearing their input on the lighting and camera angles...

*catches self in mirror, does finger guns, realizes he's not wearing pants, now understands the reason for the applause outside*

I will NEVER finish my bucket list. First of all, I'm sure the Williams sisters would say NO to numbers 6-27, so...there's that.

I'm working on an app that makes your phone melt if you do selfies.