I have grey hair on my testicles. It's cool. That's were I hide them so they don't get stolen. I spent good money buying those things.

This is getting weird. I was caressing a date's ass and it asked if I wanted to link it to my Facebook page. No. But my twitter page...

Rain is god's way of spitting on your tits. Wait, what?

*Eli Manning's hand hovers over the BIG piece of chicken at the Thanksgiving table*

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