Because of THIS flu outbreak, it doesn't have the same impact when I randomly yell "Get away from me you sick bastards!" in the street at people.

Hopefully Ted Nugent will be like civil rights leaders…on Fox (News?). Completely ignored.

What sex symbol are you tired of? Who made you say "I'm all (insert name)ed out!" Just curious. Personally, I'm all (all of them)ed out...

Rain is god's way of spitting on your tits. Wait, what?