To the fellas...Happy Father's day! To the ladies...if we get started NOW, next year someone can say that to ME. Let's go!

Really big, tall, hefty guys that date tiny tiny women...stop that. Prove that you're strong at the gym, OK? We see you, we know what's up!

If people who knew me in real life ever read my tweets, they'd be shocked. Hahahaha, just kidding. I say that crap In real life too!

Teens...are here...to destroy us! You didn't hear that from me.