Anthony Weiner. Lebron James. Donald Trump. Sarah Palin.....Sorry, I'm a little tired. All I have is premises right now...

"Failure is temporary. Being a soul draining d-bag is permanent."

- An inspirational quote by S. Anthony.

"Put down that ipad 30, go out and get laid for goodness sake!"

- Current teens as parents

I don't have an iphone. There, I said it. Also, bite me.