Saturday, June 25, 2011

Before the big bang? The big nipple slurp...the big butt cheek nibble...the big lick...the big... oh you meant... never mind.

I'm going to NY and I'm going to marry a dude, just because I can. No, I'm not gay...I'm pissed at my mom. PUT ME BACK IN THE DAMNED WILL WOMAN!

I watched the NY vote last night live. Congrats NY for getting it right. Are you listening rest of the country and the world?

If I ever decide to direct porno, I want to be known for my high quality work and for my film's lack of man ass shots.

The fact that I'm NOT getting it on with a hottie right now pisses me off.

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