Before the big bang? The big nipple slurp...the big butt cheek nibble...the big lick...the big... oh you meant... never mind.
I'm going to NY and I'm going to marry a dude, just because I can. No, I'm not gay...I'm pissed at my mom. PUT ME BACK IN THE DAMNED WILL WOMAN!
I watched the NY vote last night live. Congrats NY for getting it right. Are you listening rest of the country and the world?
If I ever decide to direct porno, I want to be known for my high quality work and for my film's lack of man ass shots.
The fact that I'm NOT getting it on with a hottie right now pisses me off.