Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Random

That lady that walks up with the roses is annoying. You wanna sell roses? Offer the woman i'm with condoms. (Hint, if she buys condoms...i'm definitely buying roses!)


When someone invites you to a "Black Tie Party"....they want you to wear the rest of the tux too. (Note to self)


Hey Roman Polanski, I guess this (Jail) isn't the "Lifetime Achievement Award" that you expected. But you deserve it.

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