Sunday, September 13, 2009
Breaking (FAKE) News:
Joe Wilson in mental hospital. Joe Wilson, at the tea bag rally, saw a brown face and began screaming "YOU LIE!" out of force of habit. Unbeknown to him he had gotten a deep tan while protesting and misrepresenting what the president said, and didn't realize he was screaming at himself in a Prius windshield for 5 hours...more news after this commercial for over priced crap you don't really need.