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There is a 10 mile backup on the road less traveled. Damned G.P.S. system!

Don't worry if atlas shrugs, it's ok, he put the world in his new man purse.

Can we give a little electric shock to color commentators who state the obvious? "If he threw that a little farther...that would be a catch" Really? Thanks! (zap). "If they had just scored Touchdowns instead of Field goals...they win this game!" Really?...(Zap)

I think therefore...I could never run for public office.

I just mailed in my cash for gold. I wonder if i'll get extra money for the teeth inside?

Found a breast lump...instead of smacking me, that lady at the train station should have been grateful.