Thursday, September 18, 2014

I'm having a vote today to secede from some of the people around me who suck.

Okay, the vote is in...

100% Fuck 'em
0% Keep them around

Larry Ellison is stepping down from Oracle with $46 billion. He should've finished college, he'd have made 1 million more in his lifetime.

After loading iOS 8, my sister's phone weighs 74 pounds.

Scotland votes to secede, right after iOS 8 comes out...


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