You've been served a restraining order with a side order of I have a gun now.

Just saw a KOCH INDUSTRIES commercial on my TV.
Well, I'm off to target to get a new one. This screen had a hammer through it...

My Kindle just called the local library the "O" word.

Obsolete.

Not so fast. I can't "date" hookers in YOUR bathroom Kindle. Calm down.

I have a ton of white friends and none of them act like the white people in romantic comedies... so I call bullshit on those movies!