Sunday, August 24, 2014

I Want to start a trend. Instead of screaming "Oh god!" scream "I've had about enough of you!" just before orgasms. It's funny and true!

As a compassionate human being, be available to help those in need. I am. I saw how much trouble your mom had getting her bra off. I helped.

You're trying too hard, calm down...

SIX bullets? Pussy. 
- 50 Cent learns of the Suge Knight shooting.

So, kids are setting themselves on fire now huh? We used to fuck. We win.

Chris Brown Shot At, Suge Knight Hit At Pre-VMA party.

Suge Knight GOT SHOT!

I am not writing one joke about that shit.

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