Women think just because they smell great, are delicious & being inside them is the best thing in the world that they can...

Oh, they CAN.

Friends with "benefits"....you mean friends "up in I gits"...right? Huh? That was great, right?
*walks away embarrassed*

*sigh*
Being super cute, incredible in the sack, super talented and just plain awesome is not as much *fun as it used to be....
*loljk

Bonus feature:
I will listen to your long ass stories about your boring girlfriends and actually seem *interested.
(*I am not interested)

Spankings for *EVERYBODY!!!!!
*cute women