Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Too many things can easily be hidden in apple butter, that's why I don't eat it anymore...

String theory is really about thong flavor.

Yeah girl, watch me lick this stamp...oh, calling a friend to tell them about me huh? *5 minutes pass* What's the problem officer?

Drug dealers should just pretend to be giving out free flu shots.

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