Fame will NOT change ME. It'll change YOU. How? It will help ME bang some of YOU.

John Sununu is a bigoted piece of Horse Manurenure.

This kid came to my door dressed as Mitt Romney and tried to convince me that I didn't live here and I was a Chinese dude.

This OTHER kid came to my door dressed as Paul Ryan...oh, that IS Paul Ryan. I was wondering why the old people were carrying torches....

Undecided voters probably take hours to decide whether to wipe themselves in the bathroom.

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The difference between ME and others? I can see things on YOUR page that I disagree with and NOT type ignorant, mean spirited, inaccurate, snide, bigoted or just plain ridiculous things there.

I consider YOUR page YOUR guest room. I treat it as such. Unfortunately in THIS political climate when we have the first President with African heritage in office, the people who NOW have to veil their prejudices more need to come up with reasons other than race to knock President Obama. (This commentary of course DOESN’T apply to the people who really just have policy differences with the President)

To say that race has NO effect here is silly. The extremists and the blatantly lie filled cable news stations as well as the extremist radio stations are examples of politics and society at it’s ideological worst.

If I post a picture of the President or First lady on MY page, I don’t need you poisoning it with ridiculous comments. Even if I post something negative about a politician that you like, say something equally positive on YOUR PAGE.

The disrespect that WE as a nation allow to exist is disgusting. I know I need to be better, but at least I keep my shit on MY page. DISagreeing is one thing, DISrespect is another. I will NOT tolerate the latter. Consider yourselves warned.

- S. Anthony Thomas

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Hurricane Sandy just called me the "N" word. See, it's not just damaging property...it's damaging feelings
too!

If I was an NFL player, my Madden character would suck. Why? Because after a great play, I wouldn't celebrate like an idiot....because I would expect to make great plays. No need to celebrate something that I'm going to do regularly.

Just kidding, I'd dance bottomless after each 1 yard gain!!!!!!

;)

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Dear old white guys who hate black people but try to act like you really like black people....
We aren't fooled. #assholeatthebank

I can't wait until I'm old, rich and clueless so I can say stupid racist shit on cable news. Just kidding. Why wait? #cablebigotssuck

I just met an undecided voter. Hahahahahahaha! Just kidding, I don't know any idiots!

I'm writing a song about how I stopped masturbating to Taylor Swift.

Ladies, EVERY guy (Not family) that you hug, sniffs you. EVERY... SINGLE... ONE. NOT me. I'm not sick like THOSE bastards! I know you're creeped out now. Come and give me a hug, It'll make you feel better.

I just shucked and jived. Please tell me Sarah Palin wasn’t looking. She would give me so much shit.

Undecided voter starves to death after being offered the choice of TWO sandwiches. Film at 11!

DON'T ignore Ann Coulter. She needs attention so bad she'd then run naked off of a cliff to get our attention...hmmm....on second thought...

"No Mitt, it's HEADS or TAILS! You can't pick EDGE!"
- Mitt Romney, annoying football captain

Walked into a "Vacuum Cleaner Repair shop" with a friend who needed to get his new vacuum fixed. We had tried a few places earlier that charged a little too much so we went to a place in his neighborhood. As we walked in, we noticed that we were the only people there with a vacuum. The rest were standing in line or sitting in chairs...none with a smile...or a need to take care of personal hygiene.

Upon reaching the counter, we explained the problem with the vacuum, only to be told in a loud annoyed voice, "What's wrong with you niggas!?! This ain't a real repair place! This is a numbers house, play a number or get the fuck outta here!" Neither of us won the lottery that day, and I'm sure none of the other people there, (who laughed at US by the way for NOT knowing about this place) won the lottery either.

Genetic or otherwise.

When are you TOO old to call your balls "Baby juice factories"?