Not ONE trick or treat attempt. I rented this pitbull and the tarp hiding this pitbull for NOTHING!

People who use emotional violence to manipulate you in relationships suck.
Amirite mortal enemy of my ex that I'm going to bang all night?

I just *beat a guy over the head with a pair of rose colored glasses.
*this did not happen

The ghost in my bathroom is a LIAR! There is no way he needs to use that much toilet paper when he has no ass!