Thursday, December 12, 2013

So, you thought "Can I put some juice in your caboose?" was a good pickup line huh? many stitches did the ER Doctor give you?

Dear "The World", Trump is trolling you.

You're welcome.

Just spilled coffee in my lap... by accident. Yeah... "accident".

Sometimes boobs are salty... that's why I like to rub pretzels on them.

I used to hate always being on the outside looking in, then I realized... who the fuck wants to be INside? 

The party is OUTside! 


"Okay people, I admit it now...he's a little nuts."

- Rodman finally starts to get it about Kim Jong Un

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