Monday, December 29, 2014

Google & Amazon probably fight over me like jealous teenage girls.

No, I love him more!

He just buys from YOU, he surfs the web with ME!

Friday, December 26, 2014

When a driver pisses me off, I turn on my windshield wipers and pretend they're my car's "Oh no you didn't" fingers. Yup, I'm a grownup.