Imagine a threesome with Kim Kardashian and Serena Williams. I would give almost anything to get crushed by that "ass"-valanche!
A lady that cut me off in traffic screamed at me, "Kiss my ass!" I said, "Yes please." I F*cked her. That is all.
The first woman that gives me oral during her period will be Mrs. Me. (Before you answer angrily ladies, remember I give you 90min nightly)
Go f*ck yourself...f*ck yourself and go...the order really doesn't matter as long as you are gone and have been f*cked by yourself. Thanks.
Go f*ck yourself...f*ck yourself and go...the order really doesn't matter as long as you are gone and have been f*cked by yourself. Thanks.
No! You wear pants at the all you can eat buffet! Take THAT sneeze guard & security guard. Crap! He's an armed guard! Don't guard the door!
They bleep curse words, why not stupidity? Nevermind. My neighbor watches a lot of cable news and I don't want him making his dogs deaf.
I'm going to get one of those pens & check every bill given to ME by cashiers. Then I'm going to bite the coins. Let's see how they like it.
I have NEVER met a subtle hooker....a friend said...who is NOT me. Shut up! Don't judge me!... My friend said...who is NOT me...
The better you are in bed, the less you talk.
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