Wednesday, August 31, 2011
"Ow!!!!!" - the first man to actually go "balls to the wall"
Twitter over capacity, Baskin/Robbins out of vanilla, Yo mamma out of my bedroom. Things that shouldn't happen. No, YOU'RE childish!
"Sorry, I can't let THIS child out of your wife until you get one of your OTHER kids to move out of the house." - Eric Cantor MD
I have officially had enough.
I just told someone that I believe in evolution. He got mad at me. I ended the conversation and rode my pterodactyl home.
There's a Starbucks, McDonald's and a Walmart IN my AT&T phone. It's too much. Also, I wish they'd close earlier so I can turn my phone off.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
S. Anthony Says...(Understand THESE and you'll better understand ME) Jiddu Krishnamurti via Brainy Quote
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I have 2800 friends on Facebook, I personally know about one third of them and still only have conversations with about 50. And we do it mainly by using Facebook email.
Social networking, if you’re not careful, can become just another way of feeling isolated…even though you are among a massive number of people. I say that because I’ve had many “private” online convos with people and their enjoyment has waned because they tried to gain as many followers as possible, but they made a mistake. They forgot to think about quality and thought only of quantity.
Don’t get me wrong. When I speak of quality, I don’t mean to disparage individual people. What I’m talking about is the quality of your online relationship with those individuals. Believe me, I am not a person devoid of an interest in validation, but I can stand on a club or theater stage and get that whenever I wish. I just sometimes wonder, if after a while, social networking becomes all networking and loses all of the social aspects. You know, the shit that got us here in the first place.
I’m just hoping that these sites for me don’t become like those lifeless relationships that we’ve ALL probably experienced…where you don’t leave because you’ve been there so long, but the shit is just listing along like a rudderless ship. That scenario may be enough to get me to forgo the life raft…and just swim ashore.
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If you're THAT bad at hitting on the woman at the next table, don't get mad at us for snickering at you.
Dear S&P, here's a message from EVERYONE. F*ck you.
Michele Bachmann's Newsweek Cover is Out! Followed by a large increase in darts sales and a decrease in toilet paper sales. Coincidence?