Dear friend of the cute lady that was flirting with me, calm down. She'll still be your friend if I start sleeping with her. She'll just be one trillion times happier and have lots of stories to rub in your face. Okay? Now go away.
I'm going to open a PR firm that writes apologies that sound like real people wrote them... like this..."Sorry about that shit..."
I’m not sure, but I think Jason Statham is going to beat up some people in his next movie.
"Dear hot women in proactiv commercials, I didn't know or care about your acne. I just want to have regular sex with you." - ALL dudes
Cowards and liars and whores on my! (Congress) I officially feel total disgust for these people… and extreme disappointment in the people that keep voting them into office.
It’s time to start caring. Don’t be fooled into thinking that they won’t get around to YOU when their goal is taking away someone else’s rights. Bullies NEVER stop with “That guy”. Eventually YOU will be “That guy “. These people should be voted out of public office PERMANENTLY. They can NEVER be trusted to act in the public’s interest. They only care about the SPECIAL interests….and to THEM…you are not special. YOU are not even a consideration. You are a number on a page. You are a low value product to be sold, passed around, manipulated and abused.
YOU ARE BETTER THAN THAT!
We must recognize the value of the individual AND realize the value of the MANY. Rugged individualism and social responsibility CAN coexist. Well, they can when we start giving a shit.
Do YOU give a shit? I believe that you do. I certainly do. So, if YOU give a shit…and I give a shit….
…let us ALL agree to stop voting for people who treat us like shit.