"Fetish" has a negative connotation, not fair. She spilled ice cream in her armpit and it took me 45 min to lick it out. Problem?
I wish someone would invent a clock that tells people when they've over stayed their welcome.
Hey, THEY weren't specific enough about what they meant by "SACK RACE!!" They're just angry that I won!! Give me my pants back please!
One of my friends is a nympho and the other is asexual. When they shook hands they burst into flames. They'll be missed. (The nympho more.)
Last night in a lonely moment...I missed my cheating ex. My advise...always account for the wind when taking a shot from that distance.
DO NOT go to a topless bar bottomless, they WILL NOT get the irony or the joke.
How many ass whippings does a pick pocket take before they get good at it?