Every time I try to get something done this morning, a group of idiots gets in my way just to screw with me. Oh, it's Presidents day.
Hey guy who just left the bathroom, just because the term courtesy flush is singular, doesn't mean that you HAVE to do it just once!
Have you ever misspelled a word so badly that the computer wouldn't even give you the option of adding it to the dictionary? Mi kneether.
I sext and drive a Toyota. Take that you pussy "Extreme Athletes!"
Breaking News! The Supreme Court just ruled that Corporate CEO'S can randomly bang poor people in the ass without asking. Film @ 6 &11