Officer as you can see, my red kettle says "Salvation MARINES" and is DARK red, so are the cuffs really necessary?
Why do I watch the Sunday morning news shows when all they make me do is hate politics and wish there were less morons in the world?
If they have Toyota's in the next Indianapolis 500...the front row tickets are going to be CHEAP!
Just shoveled out some of my older relatives after the big snowfall. Can you say moving their asses to a ....NURSING HOME? I know they're only in their 60's but it takes a while to acquire a taste for dog food so why not start now?