Facebook = Microsoft. Twitter = Apple. That is all.
I feel like a perv when I see these 20yr olds in makeup commercials. My being pantless doesn't help nor does my doing it at target.
Guys...Transference=unconscious redirection of feelings, Transsexual=gender dysphoria...and another fight at thanksgiving is averted.
I hate when smart asses say "Do the math!" I just want to say "Before math, how about I count backwards? Punching you out in 5...4...3..."
Medical marijuana, schmedical marijuana...I want medical booty or at least medical oral....my friend who isn't me said.
It should be illegal to walk a dog more than half your weight...or a kid more than half your weight. I have spoken! So it shall be done!!!!