Dude, you're trying to pick up a woman in a BMW from a bus window? Do you pay your rent with powerball tickets too? Reality bro, reality...

I just bought a $1 cheeseburger because it reminded me of my broke days in LA. Also, my bank account.  ;-)

So, I guess washing machines are now among the devices that we have decided to stop improving, huh?


Listening to pill popping radio bigots causes soul cancer.
(Atheist version) Listening to pill popping radio bigots causes logic cancer.

I think women that say "bewbs" instead of "boobs" are hot.

When one of you sees the first "occupy" or "99%" themed porn, please inform me of it. Thanks.

2 broke girls (who'll take hush money) - Herman Cain's favorite show