Gotta go to the store, please let the hot coffee lady be there...please....did I mention that she's hot?
Hot coffee lady WAS there...and so was her HUSBAND. Who I just met. Who I now like a lot. Thanks for f*cking up my fantasies bro!
If you had a dinner party with TEN people, but THREE were acting like asses, you'd throw them out, right. Politicians, think about that.
I would like to start a movement to make it illegal for people to STOP YOUR DRYER and ask the moronic question "Who's clothes are these?"
I just dropped a friend off at work, he's in HR. I worked in HR 15 years ago. No H's came in and the ones that did damn sure had no R's.
I am the oldest child, so I have the right to use my sisters minivan to troll for hookers, right?...Tell her!!!
DON'T go on a cruise unless it's with someone you LOVE hanging out with or someone who's sleeping with you A LOT! You have been warned!