And the winner is...

I'm pro-mind YOUR business.

I think Mel Gibson said it best.... #phrasesyouwillneverhearagain

Message to flies....even people who practice Jainism want to torture and then kill you. That is all.

Can we at least mix in some uplifting things in the news? The veiled racist politicians and the morons that follow them bore me now.

Hey dude, you know guys that put a $100 bill around ones to fool people? That's what you look like in that car. You work at Walmart!

Dear family member that manufactures a crisis just to get me to do things you know I don't want to do...there's a BIG surprise coming...

Hey security guard, calm down, there's more cameras in the market than a casino. You sir are a beta tape. Listen to the obsolescence clock!