Sunday, March 7, 2010

S. Anthony Says...

*whispering* I know who wins the Oscars 2nite...here we go...*Gunshots*... My dog!!...Uh, I was mistaken. I know nothing...

I normally form my own opinions, but now that I've seen this commercial...I...feel...compelled...to vote against...my own best interest...

Is eating skinny women healthier?

Does the Michelin man wear a rubber when he has sex? Probably not, it would be too close to screwing a relative. I'd suggest lamb skin.

Some pissed of clay pigeons started shooting at me.

I wonder...which one of my testicles is the "Evil" twin?

A handjob = she's just not that into you...because she obviously doesn't want you to go into her.

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