He's a valuable asset, that's why we locked him in the safe sir. Telling my wife that I knocked up my secretary had nothing to do with it.
70 degrees today. Good news: Tank tops on. Bad news: Headlights off.
Maybe I should stop referencing my fictional wife in my jokes until I at least get a friggin' girlfriend. Ya think? ;-)
Cunnilingus...is 60-90 minutes too much? #guyoblivioustowhyheissopopular