Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Sometimes, the smartest people are the ones that know when to quit. I'm pretty good at knowing when to quit something. If you want MY advice on when to quit, please buy my advice series on Hi quality 8 track tape...

A friend just told me that he hates pizza. He's dead to me....

Dear cute kids that behave, nice try. You're fooling no one.

"Save the last dance for me." - Dudes who will be waiting at the bar alone as the lady goes home with and bangs someone else

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