"Yeah, uh..uh..uh..Yeah! Yeah, uh..uh..uh..Yeah!"
- the beginning of EVERY song on the radio for the past 15 years

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? May I lick it from your huge boobs?"
- Directors cut of classic commercial

When asked “Paper or plastic?”, the correct response is “Paper”… NOT “Paper of course you global warming loving tramp!”
….apparently.

When a friend goes on vacation it's like the season finale of your friendship. When you bang his sister while he's away it's like a porno.