I'm getting a tattoo of the back of your mom's head on my lower abs.

As soon as he referred to those guys as "Libs", I knew he was going to be a pain in the butt. And I was right...

How long will the web have to be around before trolls realize that they're worthless d-bags?


Dear "Media", let me know when you start REPORTING and stop being WHORES for your corporate bosses.

Thanks,

S. Anthony

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“FUCK TABLET COMPUTERS!”
- Laptops

I've been forced to see Mitt change positions daily and now I have whiplash. I hope my insurance covers THAT preexisting condition