In politics, "Front runner" is a euphemism for "Become an arrogant schmuck that doubles down on ridiculous ideas".

"You don't have to remix EVERY song, okay?"
- ANYONE over 15 that listens to radio

5 New Orleans Saints just tried to kick my ass. Yes, "Tried". I'm lucky that the check from their coach bounced.

Instead of using condoms, guys have to get kicked in the nuts twice? C'mon Virginia, NOW you've gone TOO FAR!

Hey, this ass isn't going to kiss itself! Whoa! How did it do THAT!? I have one talented and flexible ass! Yeah, I'm better than YOU!

I eat my "Angry Birds" BAKED instead of fried. It's healthier, also that game sucks and I want it to stop.