Thursday, February 2, 2012

Trump endorses Romney. In other news, flies endorse horse shit. Film at 11!

Wait until "King" Eddie long realizes that those dudes are carrying him to a Mohel.

When a thing stops being worth it, it's time to stop doing that thing.

I guess the "Race for the Cure" has changed into the "Race for the Cure to common sense"

I want to do a movie where I take free whales and trap them in ice on purpose. If anyone gets mad, I'll say it's a prequel.

Tamron Hall + Lawrence O'Donnell + Dating = Lawrence O'Donnell has a better life than YOU.

I'm ALMOST glad it's NOT illegal for "News" channels to lie. If it was, there would be tons of blank channels...to fill with reality shows.

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